It's Okay To Be A Narcissist If You're
- really hot
- play two or more musical instruments (no bass)
- someone's mom
- on or own a horse
- a medical doctor
- generally helpful in a way that cultivates trust
- wrote a really good book once (but it has to have been really good)
- 5'10 or taller
- skateboard
- really well-dressed
- did a favor earlier
- important at work
- sensitive/emotionally fragile
- charming
- normal
- wrote "Fast Car" by Tracy Chapman or another song of equivalent success
- bringing in record profits at work
- got really hot over the summer
- at an intermediate stage between auto-eroticism and object-love
- good at something technical
- had very bad or very good childhood
- victorious at war or winning a game
- own mom was bad or annoying
- famous
- an identical twin
- hypervigilant/wounded/traumatized
- dating someone 5'10 or taller, or someone short but who is also really beautiful
- know a lot of important and powerful people
- no mental illness
- own one or more really nice shirt
- better than normal
- just really incredibly unique and special
- have a lot of jewelry
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