6:30am: Wake up a bit late. No need to look at the horizon – there isn't time today! Besides, it's always the same peaceful intersection of sea and sky. You can always look at it later! 6:45am: Finish dismantling old Roman wall. Maybe the Romans needed to keep people out, but you certainly don't!
I had forgotten, but we're not supposed to call them Green Men anymore, aren't we? Nowadays they're all "grassy boys" or "vegetative visages," but God help you if you call them Green M – you-know-whats, I should say.
Reasons include "why not," "bishop has big gold hat," "saw auspicious cloud."