Sumerian Proverbs, Ranked
Hard to tell if "He wipes his bread on the pig" is meant to be deprecating or instructive.
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You're Filthy, I Am Not Your Mother By The Way, and No One Likes You: The Meanest Things Everyone Says To Enkidu In The Epic of Gilgamesh
Your hair is disgusting, you have no relatives except maybe five donkeys, nobody likes you, and you should apologize: Poor little Enkidu!
Thank You For Taking Our Brief Survey About Gnosticism
I enjoy material reality sometimes, but find it generally riddled with illusion, and would need to see it purified before I considered enjoying it again.
A Sumerian Problem
Just remember it! Why write it down?
Symptom of shock or being generated by artificial intelligence? A quotation quiz
You know how to attribute a quotation. But do you know how to attribute a movie of somebody who is blinking at a weird rate and not varying their facial expression?
"Small Children Often Object To Being Washed": The Best Advertisements of 1910
"Ask for Aquascutum"
Ancient Achaemenid Opinion Piece: Artemisia II of Caria Is Responsible For Unrealistic Beauty Standards for Women
Most women cannot afford to marry their brothers, much less outlive them and drink their ashes mixed with wine every day as an example of virtue. We've got to be realistic.
What Are People Blaming Ergot Poisoning On Today?
You can't just keep pointing at things and calling them ergot poisoning! That's not what happened to Joan of Arc!
Do You Think The Creator God Is Doing A Good Job, Or Should Be Replaced By A Big Sheep Or A Demiurge?
How should this new deity replace our creator-God?
A. Peaceful transition of power
B. Kill and eat
C. Imprison within a mighty egg
D. Bring forth monsters
How Ethan Hawke was the first person I met in New York
If I had to pick a single adjective for his appearance it would be "grizzled."