What a house!!! Do you want to talk houses? Because we can talk houses!
The entire narrative of the old Stephen Foster song "(I Dream Of) Jeanie with the Light Brown Hair" stays pretty close to the entire Homeric Hymn to Demeter, as it happens
"Call me Pigly," Pigly said.
Oh, you think you're so smart. "Gaze upon the inevitable failure of hubris in the desert!" Grow up.