Tuesday Obituary: Diego Maradona
Maradona, shoes untied, danced to Opus’ Live is Life, hands on his hips while a completely docile ball sat perfectly still on the greatest head of hair football has ever known.
Tuesday Obituary
Tuesday Obituary: All Direction
Two rallies were held in Milan this last Saturday, both in the same quarter of the city and both beginning at the same hour.
Tuesday Obituary: Patty Burghy
The sometimes-vowel ‘y’ was the hippest letter in the alphabet and Patty Burghy already had two.
Tuesday Obituary: The Witch
Born on the supercontinent some time between 14,000 and 10,000 BCE, it is unclear if she went by any other name.
Tuesday Obituary: Echo Brown
This is not going to be a real obituary, since I can't do a serious one justice, but I just read news that Echo Brown passed away.
Her full name was
Tuesday Obituary: Summer
Italian peaches are absolutely bananas.
Tuesday Obituary: My 20s
For a piece of jewelry threaded through the upper lip of my umbilicus, my navel ring was a real pain in the arse.
Blind Item Obits
she never gave up on the Chinese government
Tuesday Obituary: Amarena
The Marsican brown bear was murdered in San Sabastiano Dei Marsi on the evening of September 1, 2023.
Tuesday obituary: Rosemary
Excess and decay settle on the reader like humid air before a downpour, sun-warmed lemon oil mixing with rotten meat.