Tuesday Obituary: Faramarz Aslani
Nothing was dulcet.
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Tuesday Obituary: Carlo Bonomi
Noot, Noot, Nooting on Heaven’s Door
Tuesday Obituary: The Gambler
Called it
Tuesday Obituary: (+39) 375 704 xxxx
Allahumma Salli ‘ala Mohammad wa Ali Mohammad: I am pronto.
Tuesday Obituary on a Thursday: Leonard Cohen, Trevor Pinch
I’d texted Trevor that morning to let him know that Cohen had left us. His reply read “Good that he didn’t have to see this!”
Tuesday Obituary: Diego Maradona
Maradona, shoes untied, danced to Opus’ Live is Life, hands on his hips while a completely docile ball sat perfectly still on the greatest head of hair football has ever known.
Tuesday Obituary: All Direction
Two rallies were held in Milan this last Saturday, both in the same quarter of the city and both beginning at the same hour.
Tuesday Obituary: Patty Burghy
The sometimes-vowel ‘y’ was the hippest letter in the alphabet and Patty Burghy already had two.
Tuesday Obituary: The Witch
Born on the supercontinent some time between 14,000 and 10,000 BCE, it is unclear if she went by any other name.