On the one hand, it is unlikely that three hundred years in the future, a group of space marauders is going to rely on the same profanity as twenty-first-century North Americans. But on the other hand, everything else sounds worse.
If it were easy it wouldn't be fun.
How should this new deity replace our creator-God? A. Peaceful transition of power B. Kill and eat C. Imprison within a mighty egg D. Bring forth monsters
“Come here, Garbage.”
Canto X here. Previously: Canto IX, Part II. He bustled sigh-heavy to the gate, tapped it with a little wand (which opened it straight off, like it was butterscotch and nothing), Then backed
If I had to pick a single adjective for his appearance it would be "grizzled."
For a piece of jewelry threaded through the upper lip of my umbilicus, my navel ring was a real pain in the arse.
Why you can't go to Heaven: Abused your three magical wishes from a wandering angel to punish people who sit in your chair Why you can't go to Hell: Convinced the Devil to turn himself into a silver coin, then trapped him in your pocket next to a crucifix
"I have cunning."