Alchemical Substances, Ranked
Powder of sympathy beats out butter of antimony any day.
Daniel Lavery
Hapax Legomena, Ranked
Gopher wood beats out sassigassity but is outshone by slæpwerigne.
All I Want To Be Is A Beloved Underdog
Who eternally overcomes the never-ending obstacles placed before him, but with genuine dramatic tension accompanying each new struggle, rather than a sense of repetition or foregone conclusion --
The Enemies of Dinotopia
I believe the dinosaurs of Dinotopia are embarrassed by Godzilla. They object to both parts of his unofficial title "King of the Monsters." They consider him vulgar.
Excommunicable Offenses, Ranked
Posing as a nun in order to run an off-license bed-and-breakfast (Second Lateran Council, 1139)
Dante's Inferno, Canto XII, part II
WE WONT TALK TO HIM. WELL TALK TO THE NICE ONE,
CHIRON, WHO READS BOOKS AND USES A FORK WHEN HE EATS.
The State of Hellenistic Philosophy Five Minutes Before Pythagoras
All numbers are pretty much the same. Some are bigger and some are smaller but that's basically it
Find Your Cult Documentary Niche
As always, half the pleasure of watching a documentary about a cult is evaluating the leader, who is invariably disappointing; I think one of the necessary qualities of cult-leading must be looking disappointing.
The Best Kind of Off-Brand Instagram Ads: "Our Afab shirts will change the world"
Our Afab shirts will change the world. No other shirts could possibly fit the UNLIKELY SHOULDERS of BIRTH ASSIGNMENT. birth assignment.
Simonides of Ceos Is Being Helpful
"Is there a doctor in the house?"
"No, but I can remember the order in which everyone was probably killed."