Maybe you can pass on a book with a subtitle like "How Toxic Daughters-in-Law Destroy Families," but I certainly can't.
"Yet the average man goes into life with as little knowledge of its forces as the baby who puts its foot upon the third rail."
You’ve been on a long writing voyage and I’m on the shore with my hanky.
There's a limited scope for application, but boy oh boy, within that limited scope -- it works!
"It says 'For Oscar Wilde.'" "Does it? Are you sure it doesn't say '7 or Uscan Wilche'?"
One of the best places to get really top-notch mugs by the way, are those little gift shops you find in art museums and high-end botanical gardens. The only downside is that mugs there are never sold in sets, only as separates, and they are ruinously, even comically expensive.
Oh! I am sorry. You've boarded a ship captained by infirmity, crewed by quarrelers, without navigation or helmsman, beset by violence, senseless, narcotic stupors, mutiny and plotting, raiding of the stores, and abuse of the clear-eyed?
No; shrive your naughty soul.
"Teacup mini cows range from under 36 inches to 48 inches, which can be about the same size as a large dog!" Well, it can be. But is it?
You must be like a chimpanzee in the zoo, who pretends to like a new chimpanzee and offers it fruit when the other chimpanzees are watching. Only when the other chimpanzees are looking at something else can you step on the fruit, spoiling it for everyone.