If it were easy it wouldn't be fun.
"Couldn’t save chickens in time."
"Please tighten the lid of the honeysuckle jam before putting it back on the communal pebble."
“what wrestling is above all meant to portray is a purely moral concept: that of justice"
Immured anchorite: No!!! Do not come over, someone's in here!! Someone is already in here!
There's a little artificiality in almost all human conduct and affairs. That's understandable!
The rent is too damn high, the weed is too damn strong, and now the strawberries are too damn big.
All she wants to do is bring you scrambled eggs in bed, tell you that you're the greatest writer in the world, and never to be reminded of her occasional black bouts of memory-obliterating rage! You can do this!
"I have already given away more than 500 Ponies. Now I am going to give away several more Ponies."
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