There are no Commemorative Stamps in Hell
Choose your own adventure.
It Seems Like You're Not Allowed To Call Anything A Green Man Nowadays
I had forgotten, but we're not supposed to call them Green Men anymore, aren't we? Nowadays they're all "grassy boys" or "vegetative visages," but God help you if you call them Green M – you-know-whats, I should say.
Friday Crossword III: Souper Douper
If it were easy it wouldn't be fun.
Classic Dog Pairings
A pair of greyhounds, sitting up stalk straight like arrows in quiver
An Open Letter to the Pine Tree in My Front Yard
“That huge pine tree is awfully close to the house,” he said.
Better Bacon Packaging Options
What we have now is absurd.
The Little Mermaid if it Were Scientifically Accurate
Mucus membrane?
Tuesday Obituary: Leg
This is my matam for the muharram of sitting with my legs crossed when my mum always told me not to.
All About Eve II
I've been thinking a bit lately about the difference between movie sequels and movie serials. I remember a lot of complaints in the 1990s about sequel bloat, and I associate that
Bring Back the Word "Fruity"
Why would I not want to be associated with this?