In An Ever-Changing World I'm Grateful For The Reassuring Familiarity of Raffle-Ticket Technology
A lot of things seem to be changing these days. Not the way they give out raffle tickets, though.
Looks Like the Very Real Apega of Nabis Is Coming Over – I Can't Wait To Give Her a Hug, As I Am Sure She Is Not Covered With Hidden Nails
"[Nabis, tyrant of Sparta] next had constructed a kind of machine, if machine it may be called, which was the figure of a woman, clothed in costly garments, and made to resemble with extraordinary fidelity the wife of Nabis." So far so good!!
Thank You For Taking Our Brief Survey About Pharaoh Djoser
How much time would you be willing to personally invest in building the first-ever step pyramid?
A. At least as much time as spent on previous monuments made of mud brick
B. As much time as was necessary
C. No more than nineteen years
Dante's Inferno, Canto V
By the nine hundred and nineteenth I felt sad. "Is there someone else to talk to?"
Types of Watching, Ranked
I'm sorry in advance to the birdwatchers, who may feel that they deserve to be higher on this list, but my ruling is final.
On "The Ultimatum: Queer Love"
“Why do queers fight for their servitude as stubbornly as though it were their salvation?”
Movies Used to Have Scenes Set In Fancy Restaurants With Really Snooty Guys In Them. Is Nobody Afraid of Restaurants Anymore or What
Not just any scene where something funny happens in a restaurant, the Snooty Restaurant scene is marked by several necessary, shared elements. What happened to it?
You Can't Keep Blaming Everything in the Past on Ergot Poisoning
"Oh, it was probably ergot poisoning." No it probably wasn't!!
How to Safely Install Your Window A/C Unit
Just leave it where it is! If you never take it down, you never have to put it back up.
The Devil's Relatives
The devil's relatives, explicated.