Types of Watching, Ranked
I'm sorry in advance to the birdwatchers, who may feel that they deserve to be higher on this list, but my ruling is final.
On "The Ultimatum: Queer Love"
“Why do queers fight for their servitude as stubbornly as though it were their salvation?”
Movies Used to Have Scenes Set In Fancy Restaurants With Really Snooty Guys In Them. Is Nobody Afraid of Restaurants Anymore or What
Not just any scene where something funny happens in a restaurant, the Snooty Restaurant scene is marked by several necessary, shared elements. What happened to it?
You Can't Keep Blaming Everything in the Past on Ergot Poisoning
"Oh, it was probably ergot poisoning." No it probably wasn't!!
How to Safely Install Your Window A/C Unit
Just leave it where it is! If you never take it down, you never have to put it back up.
The Devil's Relatives
The devil's relatives, explicated.
Hark to the Pig Bell
"The Curfew Bell is still rung from St. Peter's Church every night at 8 pm. This used to be called the Pigbell as it signalled the time that the animals could be put on to the street and that people should put out their fires."
Influence Deathmatch Poll: Apple v. Vatican
You have one day to choose.
Dante's Inferno, Canto IV, Part II
Their faces looked like nothing. A little jarring, to shout "Pizza for the best ghost!" with the neutrallest expression.
Point/Counterpoint: The Thing No One Wants to Talk About Is How Good That Mess of Pottage Was vs. That Wasn't Even One of My Better Messes of Pottage
People have a lot of opinions about what happened between me and my brother Jacob but no one ever wants to talk about how good that mess of pottage looked!