Yeah I’ve Been Feeling Pretty Good Lately Except For
Oh, hey man – how's it going? – Yeah, I'm doing okay – I don't know –
lately I've been really craving ice – like a lot of ice –
Three Eulogies
She loved tennis and Formula 1 motor racing.
Two Monks Invent Boats
by any chance would Britain happen to be pretty much the same size as like a single boat of Jutes
The Most and Least Transmasculine Bible Verses
"She considers a field and buys it; From her profits she plants a vineyard" just doesn't have much to do with our whole thing.
I Don't Think Anything Is Worth Waiting In Line For But I Don't Want To Seem Stuck-Up Either
I saw a long line of people today, in the hot sun. They were willingly assembled, and of course I do not begrudge them their choice to wait in line, but it baffled me utterly, as if I saw a great crowd of people lining up to be embezzled.
The Pleasures of Saying "Boy, They Just Don't Make 'Em Like That Anymore"
It's pleasantly folksy-sounding, but not so folksy it becomes off-putting or makes you sound inauthentic. Like how you sometimes seem inauthentic when you're talking to someone with a Southern accent and then you start talking with a Southern accent.
Gifaanisqatsi
A highly rewarding multidisciplinary pun.
Friday Open Thread / PRICELESS DOLL ALMOST CRUSHED
What have you been up to?
Dante's Inferno, Canto VIII
ONCE AGAIN YOU FUCK FOR NOTHING, PHLEGYAS
said Virgil. YOU DON'T HAVE DICK. BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO CARRY US ACROSS THIS GODAWFUL POND
Poor guy looked like he'd just lost a timeshare.
Build Your Own Jim Croce-Style "Big Man Gets What's Coming To Him" Song
GIMME SOME STATS
Sky foot nine weighs two sixteen
Drives a car big as a truck
With fists the size of jars