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Tuesday Obituary: Soy Milk
It never claimed to be a shelf-stable milk.
"I was known as the Baby of the World"
"I became a National Treasure at 5 or 8 yrs. old and l have lots of honors. I was known as the Baby of the World, when I was a child."
Novelty License Plates of Contemporary New York
Brooklyn Legends Edition.
All the Food in Ursula Parrott's 1929 Novel "Ex-Wife" and Whether I Would Eat It
"We ate tomato en gelée, and lobster, and alligator pears—the preposterous sort of meal women order when they are dining together."
Five Totally Crazy Mercenary Betrayals Nobody Saw Coming
"Nonlinearities," sorry.
Friday Crossword I
It isn't easy.
Lines From The "Misery" Shooting Script About Sheriff Buster That I Wish Were About Me
"A MARVELOUS LOOKING MAN sits at a desk, by himself, holding the phone. In his sixties, he's still as bright, fast and sassy as he was half-a-lifetime ago." That should be me!!
Medieval Scholastic Accolades, Ranked
"This summer the other boys elected me Doctor Inter Aristotelicos Aristotelicissimus."
You're A Tenth-Century Scandinavian Petty King! Why Are You Converting To Christianity?
Reasons include "why not," "bishop has big gold hat," "saw auspicious cloud."