The State of Philosophy Five Minutes Before Cynicism
There's a little artificiality in almost all human conduct and affairs. That's understandable!
Strawberries Are Supposed to Be Small
The rent is too damn high, the weed is too damn strong, and now the strawberries are too damn big.
How To Make Kathy Bates Happy If You Happen To Be In "Misery"
All she wants to do is bring you scrambled eggs in bed, tell you that you're the greatest writer in the world, and never to be reminded of her occasional black bouts of memory-obliterating rage! You can do this!
"I Am Called the Pony King of America. I Am Giving Away Ponies": Headlines from The January 1919 Issue of "Farm and Fireside" Magazine
"I have already given away more than 500 Ponies. Now I am going to give away several more Ponies."
Email Updates From the Queer Farm Everyone Else Ran Away To
First of all, we know half of you only subscribed to get updates because you're rooting for us to fail. We're not stupid.
Tuesday Obituary: Soy Milk
It never claimed to be a shelf-stable milk.
"I was known as the Baby of the World"
"I became a National Treasure at 5 or 8 yrs. old and l have lots of honors. I was known as the Baby of the World, when I was a child."
Novelty License Plates of Contemporary New York
Brooklyn Legends Edition.
All the Food in Ursula Parrott's 1929 Novel "Ex-Wife" and Whether I Would Eat It
"We ate tomato en gelée, and lobster, and alligator pears—the preposterous sort of meal women order when they are dining together."
Five Totally Crazy Mercenary Betrayals Nobody Saw Coming
"Nonlinearities," sorry.