Dante's Inferno, Canto VI
"Call me Pigly," Pigly said.
You're A Religious Older Woman in a Stephen King Novel! What's Going To Happen To You?
Well I can tell you right now that you're going to get at least one very triumphant moment where it looks like you were right after all!!!
Tuesday Obituary: Jan Baptista van Helmont (d. 1644)
Van Helmont found the university full of self-congratulating Simples and I found Melissa, eating pimento-stuffed olives.
Thoughts I Had About My Glasses Fifteen Years Ago Vs. Thoughts I Have About My Glasses Now
You should either have perfect eyesight or terrible eyesight. "Sort of bad but workable" just means you'll never have your glasses when you need them.
Novelty License Plates of Contemporary New York
Idina Menzel?!
Don't Buy Your Child a Robot Friend
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Deals With The Devil and Their Outcomes
You might get a commemorative stamp out of it!
How to Play A Blade of Grass
You need one blade of grass and I only know how to do this with two hands.
No One Ever Wants To Talk About The Vestal Virgins Who Don't Get Buried Alive For Breaking Their Vows
You know it's true what they say, how happy is the blameless vestal's lot.